Warning: This post sucks.




This kid cries bloody murder when I want to put her in adorable pigtails, but she loves it when I suck up her hair and nose in the vacuum ???

Did I miss something in Mommy 101?

In case you are wondering why I was brandishing the Hoover at Lorelei…
She crushed an entire box of Goldfish into her lap and I was repairing the damage to the armchair.

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One Response to “Warning: This post sucks.”

  1. Overwrought Says:

    Words cannot express the moments of sheer (or shear?!) terror that coursed through my (varicose) veins as I gazed upon your second photo and thought that you were trimming her beautiful hair with a Flowbee!!


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